ShadowFang's tribute to the internet!

New livejournal community.

2008-03-25T04:47:02Z

It's objectivefurs. No dogfuckers allowed.

So far I've been a retard.

2008-03-24T01:19:18Z

This journal has been made purely for the sake of a sense of humor. I was happy with this. This Easter Sunday, however, I learned that Ayn Rand demands intellectual honesty from me. This requires me to be very sincere, and the latest posts I have posted do not reflect this. So now I will go all SERIOUS BUSINESS instead of LOL INTERNET. I figure that's the best way to go. No; rather, it's a deeply held conviction!

Palshife's hidden agenda exposed.

2008-03-21T00:17:27Z

This is what Palshife does to people to ruin their lives.

See what I mean?

The 2nd handed method. (The hand that's NOT for masturbating.)

2008-03-20T08:48:12Z

kisai = palshife_sakura

Or something. I think they are working in collusion but I can't be sure if it's just that or if they really are the same person.

As for why a celebrity would want to hide as a /b/ tard? I'll have to look at it. palshife_sakura has me banned and knows all my handles (else I would've bumped into hir) so I'm going to have to attack from a different angle. The obvious angle. kisai cannot use the same tactics to avoid me because this would prove that kisai is indeed palshife_sakura.

The results of my new method will be available soon. Stay tuned.

Help a fellow human being out.

2008-03-18T19:50:44Z

http://aynrand.meetup.com/boards/thread/4260523

Charades.

2008-03-17T23:32:34Z

Enough of them, I say!

Web comics rule, BTW! I am making one at this moment. It will be dedicated to the internet. :D

Hypocrite.

2008-03-14T06:32:59Z

Idiots do this kind of thing.

Totally fappin' to 'dis.

2008-03-08T19:35:10Z

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=8023

Journal Entry Deleted.

2008-03-08T18:56:54Z

(I really hope not.)

So yeah.

2008-03-08T02:33:55Z

I found out that xydexx is bananners.

Reminds me of one of the stupid gimmicks I pulled back in the day... before I actually went psychotic and almost got myself killed.

Enjoy your schizophrenia, Squeaky Pony!

Duke Nukem Forever.

2008-03-07T06:40:54Z

Now if only it doesn't take forever for the damned game to be released!

http://64.191.203.30/pc_games/new_duke_nukem_forever_teaser_trailer_released/all

Stalker pride!

The grass is always greener.

2008-02-24T21:40:59Z

I find it ironic that the furs who spend their life complaining about how they're unpopular and such look to people like Stars' Pyre with envy as an example of what kind of death they want. Nevermind that people who actually WERE LIKE Stars' Pyre could care less about poularity and actually WANT A GOOD LIFE. Nevermind that the kind of envy for people like Stars' Pyre is likely the type that caused him to commit suicide in the first place. Nevermind that if they were really DESERVING of being popular they wouldn't bother with how their death would be like, they'd actually just try to live life well and be happy.

I'd know... because I was once such an idiot fur. It will forever shame me that I once wished I could be like Stars' Pyre. Not the good stuff, but all the crap he had to put up with. Why? Because I once thought it would make me popular. I wanted out of life. Now that I look back, I realize that life was too good for me. If I had committed suicide then, like I wanted to, the would wouldn't be worse off, like it is after Stars' Pyre's death. It would have been better off. It's only through the grace of, well, wherever that grace comes from (I have no idea where it does.) that I have people IRL who care enough about me to keep me from doing that.

Now that I have this perspective, it's my duty to make life better for myself, and others. Yes, you heard me. Duty. That "evil Kantian pledge for self destruction and self immolation" came right off the tips of my fingers. And I'm all the happier that it did. I had no perspective of life when I tried to be purely selfish. Now I do, and it's time to right the wrongs that I've done, one at a time, and to the extent that I can. Maybe, just maybe, if I do that, I'll be as deserving of life now as Stars' Pyre was. While it still saddens me that he can no longer be there to show me the way, I'll manage. I can make myself better. I just have to not hate myself so much.

Internet woes.

2008-02-24T20:53:50Z

It'll take me a while but... I'm gonna slowly ease my way back onto the internet, and this time, I'm gonna have FUN. I can tell the difference between wanting to go on the internet and needing to go on the internet this time because I'll have remembered that when I want to go on, I won't be so anxious going on, whereas when I need to go on, my brain will be telling me: NOOOO NOOOO THE PAIN! THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP!!! D:

If anyone wants me...

2008-02-23T05:19:46Z

I'll be in my room.

With the internet.

And a hot, horny chick. :D

...

No wait, I got a better one:

I'll be at some writers chat room.

With Microsoft Word.

And, of course, the most lovable genius ever. Who I have yet to meet, BTW. ;P

Borderline-ness.

2008-02-23T04:19:53Z

I think I know what my problem is. I may have simple Borderline Personality Disorder ~~along with some anxiety disorder of some sort~~. Actually it seems that anxiety, too, is covered by this disorder. It would certainly explain a lot, such as why antipsychotics and antidepressants work.

I still feel that there is something funny going on. I mean, why would I have ALL the symptoms listed on this wikipedia page? If Gregory House was here, he'd suspect something more than just being borderline was going on. I mean, who has ALL these symptoms, right?

Well fuck.

Hello world!

2008-02-22T23:44:02Z

If you are reading this, be aware that you may know me by another name. If you know that name, then you will also probably know of the promise I made. However, I have, for six whole months, been living a life of unhappiness.

I lost my job sometime after Christmas.

I've decided that since the internet makes me happy, I'm going to change that promise and try my best simply to avoid the person to whom that promise was made. Simple enough, ne?

As for what motivated me to come back? Click this link. Come on, click it. CLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT!!!!!!