Or something. I think they are working in collusion but I can't be sure if it's just that or if they really are the same person.
As for why a celebrity would want to hide as a /b/ tard? I'll have to look at it.
The results of my new method will be available soon. Stay tuned.
Web comics rule, BTW! I am making one at this moment. It will be dedicated to the internet. :D
http://64.191.203.30/pc_games/new_duke_
Stalker pride!
I'd know... because I was once such an idiot fur. It will forever shame me that I once wished I could be like Stars' Pyre. Not the good stuff, but all the crap he had to put up with. Why? Because I once thought it would make me popular. I wanted out of life. Now that I look back, I realize that life was too good for me. If I had committed suicide then, like I wanted to, the would wouldn't be worse off, like it is after Stars' Pyre's death. It would have been better off. It's only through the grace of, well, wherever that grace comes from (I have no idea where it does.) that I have people IRL who care enough about me to keep me from doing that.
Now that I have this perspective, it's my duty to make life better for myself, and others. Yes, you heard me. Duty. That "evil Kantian pledge for self destruction and self immolation" came right off the tips of my fingers. And I'm all the happier that it did. I had no perspective of life when I tried to be purely selfish. Now I do, and it's time to right the wrongs that I've done, one at a time, and to the extent that I can. Maybe, just maybe, if I do that, I'll be as deserving of life now as Stars' Pyre was. While it still saddens me that he can no longer be there to show me the way, I'll manage. I can make myself better. I just have to not hate myself so much.
I'll be in my room.
With the internet.
And a hot, horny chick. :D
...
No wait, I got a better one:
I'll be at some writers chat room.
With Microsoft Word.
And, of course, the most lovable genius ever. Who I have yet to meet, BTW. ;P
I think I know what my problem is. I may have simple Borderline Personality Disorder along with some anxiety disorder of some sort. Actually it seems that anxiety, too, is covered by this disorder. It would certainly explain a lot, such as why antipsychotics and antidepressants work.
I still feel that there is something funny going on. I mean, why would I have ALL the symptoms listed on this wikipedia page? If Gregory House was here, he'd suspect something more than just being borderline was going on. I mean, who has ALL these symptoms, right?
Well fuck.
If you are reading this, be aware that you may know me by another name. If you know that name, then you will also probably know of the promise I made. However, I have, for six whole months, been living a life of unhappiness.
I lost my job sometime after Christmas.
I've decided that since the internet makes me happy, I'm going to change that promise and try my best simply to avoid the person to whom that promise was made. Simple enough, ne?
As for what motivated me to come back? Click this link. Come on, click it. CLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT!!!!!!



